ANDREW MAKES MUSIC FOR FREE
If you fill out the form on the left side of this page, your song idea will be emailed to me. Eventually, I will read it, and if I like your idea and have enough free time, I will create your song and post it on this website.
For the first three years of Songs To Wear Pants To, free songs never exceeded one minute and eleven seconds in length, but I have now abandoned this rule.
A BRIEF BIOGRAPHY
ANDREW makes too much music, grew up in Ottawa, lives in Toronto, has brown eyes, likes animals, likes envelopes, likes thrift stores, is a morning person, is an INFP personality type, never has nightmares, likes girls, likes ankle socks, used to have perfect teeth, goes to church, likes the rain, likes the sun, gasps more than the average person, takes a long time to make a decision, likes collared shirts, likes collard greens, draws lots of pictures in black marker, wants to be a glass blower, wants to be an astronaut, suffers from sleep paralysis, hasn’t seen your favorite movie, has two cats, has two birthmarks, has two parents, has one brother, bikes all over the place, stayed in school, knows lots of secret handshakes, doesn’t mess around, likes notebooks, likes ambient lighting, wants to save the world, is married to a minister’s daughter, has a poor sense of smell, plays in a country & western band, likes hanging out on rooftops, likes being part of a team, likes doing everything on his own, collects spare change in a plastic yellow pig, looks best in blue or black, is likely to go bald, is partially deaf, is terrible at french and spanish and italian and mandarin but excellent at english, drinks lots of herbal tea, doesn’t do drugs, unless you count herbal tea, likes analog, likes digital, bakes a mean apple pie, bakes a mean chocolate cheesecake, is an indoor person, is an outdoor person, will give you a hug, will DJ your house party, can’t stop, won’t stop, is a dreamer, is a wannabe, likes arts and crafts, likes massages, is a poor masseur, is not a phone person, is no longer vegan, is no longer straight edge, is a big fan of color-coding, likes brainstorming, is an acquired taste, has his left nipple pierced, likes candles, makes candles, likes swearing but thinks it’s bad, wants to be an acrobat, wants to run a daycare center, can’t grow sideburns, can curl his tongue, has seen a ghost, is a Mac user, is a PC user, cuts his own hair, wants to be a chef, wants to be a farmer, tries to be a gardener, has had the same wallet for over a decade, wants to spend more time meditating, is a good listener, is a bad actor, usually uses American spellings, hangs his own art on the walls, wants to be a high jump champion, wants to be a gymnast, turns off lights when he leaves the room, likes card games, likes dancing, is a bad dancer, wants to be a beekeeper, wants to be a stay-at-home dad.
ANDREW MAKES MUSIC FOR MONEY
Making songs is my full-time job! If you fill out the form on the right side of this page, your song idea will be emailed to me. I will reply to you as soon as possible to work out exactly what you'd like for your song, and if we can agree on a price, I will typically have it ready within 2 weeks.
Paid songs are delivered via email in mp3 format, and you may opt for a CD to be letter-mailed as well.
This service has been used for birthday gifts, wedding gifts, anniversary gifts, get-well-soon gifts, personal theme songs, sountracks (film, theatre and video game), radio jingles, themes for podcasts and television shows, themes for pets, themes for sports teams, marriage proposals, school and office presentations, performance art, and plain old fun!